The little things

CR-V Slap

So this afternoon after getting off the bus at the Hot Pools and starting to limp back to the flat, I came across not 1, not 2, but 3 CR-Vs and there was no one around to slap.  What gives?

Limping?  I tweaked my cadaver knee a couple weeks ago and it was feeling fine on Monday until I tweaked it again. 

What is this CR-V slap you mention?  It's the International game sweeping the World, where you get to lightly back-hand the person you are with while saying 'CR-V Slap'.  There aren't that many rules and most everyone can play.   

Rules

1. One slap per CR-V.
1. Slap the upper arm to shoulder with a back hand motion
2. Can only hit once per 24 hour period if the vehicle doesn't move
3. A miss-slap is punished with a slap from the person on the receiving end of the miss-slap.
1. Miss-slap is slapping someone while misidentifying a CR-V.
4. Honda Dealerships are off limits
1. Used Car Dealerships are free game
5. Don't hit the person so hard that they can't continue to drive

Tactics:

1. Don't be the driver
2. Look in parking lots
3. Look down side roads
4. Driver's use the rear-view and side mirror to your advantage